You see all these couples making out on tumblr,...
When you're talking on the phone, walking around...
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
koreanghetto: xoxoillest: No, I wanted to eat the plate as well. LOL OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. SARCASM FTW HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is my eating routine
swaglikeweezy: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat.
Someone needs to invent a snooze button for nature
th3skinny: Just saying. Expectation: Oh, hello small woodland creature. Have you come to bid me good morning? Alight upon my finger and we shall sing a cheerful tune to greet the day. Reality: ::its 6 am, you’ve gotten like, 3 hrs of sleep, and it sounds like the Audubon Society is hosting the BIGGEST BIRD RAVE EVER RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.:: ** **based on a true story